MacGuffin
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ENTJ "The Disliked"
Who likes ENTJs? Not many, that's for sure! Thankfully most ENTJs are offline bossing people around to spend much time on internet forums annoying the rest of us. Online interactions is not the strong suit of the ENTJ. It's nearly impossible to brow beat or intimidate anyone online by sheer force of will. Not that the handful of online ENTJs don't try. Most NTs avoid the ENTJ or slowly drive them mad by not placidly accepting every pronouncement from the ENTJ Commandant as if it is the word of God. We salute you, ENTJ, with our middle finger!
ENTP "The Nut"
Can ENTPs construct an argument? Or even better, a normal paragraph. You know, topic sentence, supporting sentences, a conclusion sentence? Perhaps some semblance of proper punctuation? Keeping up with the blizzard of non-sequiturs and half-baked ideas that flies from the keyboard of the ENTP is a challenge most NTs aren't willing to hack. Best know what one is talking about when reading the arguments posted by most people that are trying to analyze the possibilities of the motivations of other posters. If you understood that sentence, you might be an ENTP. Seek professional help.
INTJ "The Killjoy"
Some theorists try to say the INTJ is the most imaginative of the NTs. What crack these theorists are smoking is unknown at this point. The words "playfully inquisitive" are never used by other NTs to describe INTJs. When not using their only mode of humor (sarcasm) the INTJ seems intent on taking the stick up their ass and ramming it up everyone else's ass. Fortunately most NTs know how to cover their asses. Watch it! There's one behind you right now!
INTP "The Whiner"
Everyone has problems. Most people attempt to rid themselves of those problems at some point. Not the INTP! That would remove the greatest pleasure the INTP has: bitching about their problems on the internet. God forbid the INTP ever actually does anything, just the mere fact they think they could do something is good enough. Little known fact: the "c" in INTPc stands for cheese, to go with the whine.
Who likes ENTJs? Not many, that's for sure! Thankfully most ENTJs are offline bossing people around to spend much time on internet forums annoying the rest of us. Online interactions is not the strong suit of the ENTJ. It's nearly impossible to brow beat or intimidate anyone online by sheer force of will. Not that the handful of online ENTJs don't try. Most NTs avoid the ENTJ or slowly drive them mad by not placidly accepting every pronouncement from the ENTJ Commandant as if it is the word of God. We salute you, ENTJ, with our middle finger!
ENTP "The Nut"
Can ENTPs construct an argument? Or even better, a normal paragraph. You know, topic sentence, supporting sentences, a conclusion sentence? Perhaps some semblance of proper punctuation? Keeping up with the blizzard of non-sequiturs and half-baked ideas that flies from the keyboard of the ENTP is a challenge most NTs aren't willing to hack. Best know what one is talking about when reading the arguments posted by most people that are trying to analyze the possibilities of the motivations of other posters. If you understood that sentence, you might be an ENTP. Seek professional help.
INTJ "The Killjoy"
Some theorists try to say the INTJ is the most imaginative of the NTs. What crack these theorists are smoking is unknown at this point. The words "playfully inquisitive" are never used by other NTs to describe INTJs. When not using their only mode of humor (sarcasm) the INTJ seems intent on taking the stick up their ass and ramming it up everyone else's ass. Fortunately most NTs know how to cover their asses. Watch it! There's one behind you right now!
INTP "The Whiner"
Everyone has problems. Most people attempt to rid themselves of those problems at some point. Not the INTP! That would remove the greatest pleasure the INTP has: bitching about their problems on the internet. God forbid the INTP ever actually does anything, just the mere fact they think they could do something is good enough. Little known fact: the "c" in INTPc stands for cheese, to go with the whine.
